The Zonix Guide to Being Cool

Saturday, April 17, 2010 Posted by

Okay, as we all know, you won’t get very many friends if you’re not cool. And since there are not very many naturaly cool people, you need to work on being cool, learning the cool ways, sayings and doings. Read the rest of this entry »

The Turn of the Millennium – Armageddon?

Saturday, April 17, 2010 Posted by

As we all know, we’re heading towards the end of the 1900’s. In less than half a year we will enter a new century. In fact, we will enter a whole new millennium. And, well, let’s face it, something like that doesn’t happen to often in our lives, does it? So that’s why I’ve spent some time thinking of how to make this unique experience even more awesome. Read the rest of this entry »

Paralympic Swimming Event

Saturday, April 17, 2010 Posted by

Three athletes are going to the Paralympics. The first one has no legs. The second one has no arms, and the third one has to do without both arms and legs. They are in the 100m swimming competition, and prepare for the starting signal. The official guy fires a gun, and all three the athletes dive in the water. After 50m the one with no arms is in the lead, followed by the one with no legs. The one with no legs and no arms is in third position. After 100m the athlete with no arms has won, and the one with no legs is second. They wonder what happened to the third athlete, and see him lying on the bottom, just a few metres away from the starting point. They dive in the water and save him. As soon as he’s above the water he starts yelling and cursing: “I’ve trained five frickin’ years to swim with my ears, and then some dork pulls a bathing-cap over my head!”

The Zonix Guide to Tuning Cars

Saturday, April 17, 2010 Posted by

Okay, as we all know, a cool car really rocks. But they’re so damn expensive, and the only thing you can afford is a second hand Fiat Panda, right? But the time of humiliation is over. From now on you never have to feel ashamed of yourself when you’re driving your puny little shitty car. How? Check out these hints, and use the advise to turn your rusty old piece of crap into some butt-kicking, rubber-burning roadhugging street hog. Read the rest of this entry »

MacBook Pro 13.3″ unibody

Sunday, April 11, 2010 Posted by

Today I (finally…) got my MBP. This machine will now face the scrutiny of a longtime Linux user.

I ordered the entry-level 2.53GHz Core2Duo and upgraded to 4GiB RAM and a 128GiB SSD. The reasoning for the SSD was quite simple: it is more shock-resistant, consumes less power and is faster than an ordinary harddrive. Read the rest of this entry »