Pickup lines
Some pickup-lines, but be warned, some are guaranteed a slap in the face! (or a good time if she has a decent sense of humour 😉
English Pickuplines
- You are so hot, ever considered becoming a pornstar?
- Hey, your clothes match the carpet on my bedroom floor
- You’re attracting my attention like a black hole attracts light, I can’t help but enter your wormhole.
- I don’t do pickup-lines, do you?
- I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples
- I am researching the Millenium-compliance of human females
- [gently rub her earlobe] How about an eargasm?
- Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
- <code>SEX_SESSION_REQ() [wait] REQ_TIMEOUT -> skip</code>
- You make my software turn to hardware!
- Hey Chickita, want a banana?
- Hi, my name is Jake. How can I make your life more interesting?
- If you’d be any hotter your clothes would catch fire
- I’m pretty sure you’d look good on me
- Do you have the time? [yes/no] Do you have the energy?
- Don’t you think this smells like chloroform?
- You, Me, Burrito?
- Hey, let me see the label on your sweater. Hmm… yes, it says “made in heaven”
- Would you like to know the first sound I heard when I saw you? (- wie uuuw wie uuuw -) that was the sound of an ambulance because the sight of you stopped my heart.
- Take a leak, take a dump. Get undressed, it’s time to hump!
- You must be the devil, because you’re hot as hell!
Dutch Pickuplines
- Ben jij van binnen net zo mooi als van buiten?