Pickup lines

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Some pickup-lines, but be warned, some are guaranteed a slap in the face! (or a good time if she has a decent sense of humour 😉
English Pickuplines

  • You are so hot, ever considered becoming a pornstar?
  • Hey, your clothes match the carpet on my bedroom floor
  • You’re attracting my attention like a black hole attracts light, I can’t help but enter your wormhole.
  • I don’t do pickup-lines, do you?
  • I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples
  • I am researching the Millenium-compliance of human females
  • [gently rub her earlobe] How about an eargasm?
  • Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
  • <code>SEX_SESSION_REQ() [wait] REQ_TIMEOUT -> skip</code>
  • You make my software turn to hardware!
  • Hey Chickita, want a banana?
  • Hi, my name is Jake. How can I make your life more interesting?
  • If you’d be any hotter your clothes would catch fire
  • I’m pretty sure you’d look good on me
  • Do you have the time? [yes/no] Do you have the energy?
  • Don’t you think this smells like chloroform?
  • You, Me, Burrito?
  • Hey, let me see the label on your sweater. Hmm… yes, it says “made in heaven”
  • Would you like to know the first sound I heard when I saw you? (- wie uuuw wie uuuw -) that was the sound of an ambulance because the sight of you stopped my heart.
  • Take a leak, take a dump. Get undressed, it’s time to hump!
  • You must be the devil, because you’re hot as hell!

Dutch Pickuplines

  • Ben jij van binnen net zo mooi als van buiten?

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